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“Absotutely” -
To be used instead of the word absolutely.
Example: “Changing the L to a T is absotutely necessary for some
reason.”
“American Express” -
The credit card company’s sell line is ”Don’t leave home without
it”. You can conveniently
shorten your sentences and sound cool (debatable - yes) AND shorten your
sentences by simply saying American Express instead of indicating that
you can’t leave home without something.
Example: “My Ipod is SO American Express!”
“Chillaxitave” - a dose of medicine in the form of a small pellet
that aids people in need of relaxation.
Often to be prescribed for those who take a subject too
seriously.
Example: “So what if the Toronto Maple Leafs can’t score a goal!?
Take a CHILLAXITAVE Dude!”
“Family” - Ian
Sterling loves his family. Like
the mafia, Ian considers his “family” not just his blood relatives,
but his circle of friends. His
audience and, well, PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE HE’S IN CONTACT WITH are: his
“brothers” and “sisters”.
“Fantabulous” -
A mix of
words fantastic and fabulous, for those times when one or the other just
doesn't cut it.
Example: “That looks FANTABULOUS on you!”
“Gasp” -
Yes, this is a noun to explain and a short, quick intake of breath, but
instead of reacting to something with a gasp of air, simply get the
point across by saying the word.
Example: “Gasp, I’ve
lost my wallet!”
“Ginormous” - This is to describe something that is REALLY REALLY
BIG, BIGGER than anything you’d say is gigantic or enormous.
Example: “Their house is
GINORMOUS!”
“Hullabaloo” - This is a regular word that is
actually in the dictionary. It’s
just a fun word for a disturbance usually in protest.
Example: “What’s the hullabaloo all about?”
“Mastercard”
– Yes as in the credit card.
Their sell line is ”Priceless” as everybody knows.
So to help speed up your conversations, and sound like you’re
in with the IN crowd (or maybe not so much – debatable) you can just
say “Mastercard” instead of saying that something is priceless.
Example: “That guy on American Idol was SO Mastercard!”
“Mc(Something)” - When someone or something monopolizes or is very dominant in
something like McDonalds with fast food burgers, you can also brand
someone or something in that way to get a point across.
Example: “If Bill Gates
were at McDonald’s, he’d be a McNerdybillionaire!”
“(Something)erific” –
When something is terrific.
Guaranteed to add awesomeness to ANYTHING.
Example: ”Ian’s Niece Ella is Niecerific!”
“(Something)ilicious” – Not just to describe something
with a great taste, but anything or even someone that is pleasing or
entertaining.
Examples:
(From Beyonce) ”Bootylicious!”
(A U.S. Pop Group) “Girlicious!”
(A Hot Mama is…) “Mommylicious!”
“(Something)itis” - When you’re really against
something you have a bad case of ____ IT IS
Example: ”Is there a pill for _____ITIS?
I don’t think so…”
“(Something)mania” – To be used when there is more
than an obsession with something.
Examples:
”HarryPotterMania!”
”IanSterlingMania!” – only not so much – at all – even a
bit…
“(Something)ocity”
- To help definitively state that a show, person or place is a certain
way.
Examples:
“Hillariosity!”
“Wisdomosity!”
“(Something)phobic” - When you’re against or scared of something, you
are (something)phobic!
Example: “I am Macarenaphobic!”
“(Something)tastic” – Set the word fantastic into whatever fits!
Example: “She's just a bit CrAzYtastic!”
“(Something)tropolis” - A place that is HUGE, FULL of whatever, this place
becomes a: (something)tropolis!
Examples: ‘Gabtropolis’, ‘Catropolis’, ‘Fabtropolis’, ‘Hatropolis’,
‘Kidtropolis’...
“(Somewhere)a-gogo Land” - Used to liven up the otherwise really boring
names of other countries. Take something that the coutry is know for and
then add agogoland to the end. For
instance, the U.S. can be referred to as “Hamburger-a-gogo Land and
France can be Frogs’-legs-a-gogo land.
More examples:
Lederhosen-a-gogo Land (Germany)
Pizza-a-gogo Land (Italy)
Mariachi-a-gogo Land (Mexico)
Swiss-cheese-a-gogo-Land (Switzerland)
“Thingamajobbers” - To be used when you can't actually describe what
something is. Synonymous to the ever popular 'thingy'.
Example: “Can you pass me that thingamajobber with the thingy, you
know, the one besides the thing?”
“Visa”
– The sell line for this
credit card is ”Everywhere you want to be”.
Sooooo, you can conveniently shorten your sentences AND sound
cool by simply saying “Visa” instead of saying that somewhere is
everywhere a person wants to be.
Example: “Hawaii is TOTALLY Visa.”
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